stream of crap

Nick Martinson
The Haven
Published in
2 min readFeb 21, 2022

so i noticed that one of the new popular literary trends is the stream of consciousness narrative i decided to give it a shot while also doing the avant-garde thing where people think they’re soooo original by copying the style of the last chapter of ulysses with the limited grammar and punctuation woo hoo im bored so im gonna scroll through reddit now ok im done scrolling through reddit because I saw someone posted a Luna Lovegood fanfic and felt sick to my stomach ok i guess i should describe where i am im in someones living room not my living room someones living room theres a difference god this is probably infuriating to read ok the living room has a tv and dresser and clock and picture of a person in a pool it also has a bed in the corner as iTS MORE LIKE A LIVING ROOM/GEUST ROOM CRAP I JUST TURNED ON CAPS LOCK WHY IS THAT A FETURE ok were back to normal now or at least as normal as this can get hahahaha im typing this on my crappy three year old dell laptop i took a break to read an article about how stalin was a bookworm it was quite interesting this is getting boring to write this was a horrible idea life is meaningless or is it goodnight

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