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Study: Extreme Meditation Retreat Alters Jeans

Also hurts knees really badly

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Sitting cross-legged and meditating each day activates jeans that are important for looking cool. It breaks them in and gives them a more relaxed fit that will make people believe that you yourself are relaxed and calm.

Unfortunately, the same effect does not occur with leggings.




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Clem Samson

Clem Samson

Essayist, humorist, satirist, funny-ist, poetist, fictionalist, fabulist, quizzist, journalist. Creative Writing Prof at Harvard College, Duluth, Minnesota.

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