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Suckers Write Good Books — Geniuses Take Good “About The Author” Photos

I’m a genius

Yeah, yeah. So I’m a best-selling, critically acclaimed author. And you’ve got all my books, which you modeled your whole life on. Great. I suppose you’re going to tell me how you love my tight plotting, or my crackling dialogue. But let’s cut the shit and admit what we both know: I’m a total phony of a writer with nothing…

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Calder Holbrook

Calder Holbrook

Calder Holbrook is an LA comedy writer, and an actor most recently seen in Peacock's A.P. Bio.