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Sure Would Be A Shame If Something Happened To Your Terrible Restaurant

Pay me money or I’ll ruin it, more

Oh, hello. I just thought I’d stop in at this fine looking shop. A family style restaurant! How nice. Yes, that’s right: it’s me, Don Roberto, local mafia don. A guy feels good to be remembered by his friends. And Giuseppe, I see you as my friend. And YOUR friend I just wanna say, this…