A SUBURBANITE LOST IN THE STICKS

Suzy’s Pig Buying Primer

Photo by Pascal Debrunner on Unsplash

Remember the Mother Goose nursery rhyme, “To market, to market, to buy a fat pig. Home again, home again jiggety jig”? It was always one of my favorites, though I think Momma G really copped out on the closing.

I mean, “jiggety jig”? How’s about “Home again, home again, to roast it with figs”?