Feb 19, 2021
3 min read
Ted Cruz Flies Back to Mexico Because He’s Freezing His A** Off
“Yeah, I know the optics aren’t great, but I can’t feel my friggin’ toes!”
Ted Cruz announced today that he had made a big mistake by flying home from Mexico after only one day of a controversial vacation during Texas’ big freeze. And that he was heading back to Cancun where it’s 72 degrees and sunny.
