Feb 19, 2021
1 min read
Satire
Ted Cruz is a Valley Girl
Like oh my god, I totally needed a vacay
“It’s like totally not my fault that Texas isn’t winterized. If you can like get a car winterized, can’t you like get a state winterized? I like that word. It’s smart.”
“I needed a vacay. Does anyone know how hard my job is? I’m like a politician, which, like, totally means that I have to…
