Ten Alternatives to ‘I Hope You’re Well,’ Now That No One Is

Heather Osterman-Davis
The Haven

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  1. Hope you’re well as possible these days.
  2. Hey, I hope you’re doing okay, all considering.
  3. Howdy! I hope this email finds you well, into your third mimosa that is.
  4. Hello, what’s up? Hope not your temperature. I’m holding a steady 99.2. I haven’t checked my temperature this much since I was trying to track my…

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Heather Osterman-Davis
The Haven

Heather’s main goal is turning trauma into comedy. Her work’s appeared in The New York Times; McSweeney’s; Washington Post; Slackjaw; The Belladonna and more.