Tesla Driver Pulled Over for Driving With Virtual Reality Goggles On
Josh Aldon loves all things tech. That’s why he bought himself a Telsa. That’s also why he bought the latest VR glasses from Techno Corp.
“I love these Virtual Reality goggles,” he said. “While I’m driving to work in my Tesla I’m watching virtual reality porn and having a great old time.”
Unfortunately, police spotted Aldon whizzing by with the goggles on out on the freeway yesterday and tried to pull him over, but he had no idea that was happening because the woman in the porno was moaning so loudly.
“I love a good screamer, don't you?” said Aldon to the officers, when he finally came to a halt at his place of work and the police approached his vehicle. “I guess your sirens came on right as she orgasmed, and just a little while before I orgasmed.”
The officers looked at him frowning.
“Any of you got a Kleenex?”
So anyhow, what I do whenever I see a self-driving Tesla on the road is I slam on my breaks, make a U-turn and drive the wrong way into traffic because I figure I have a better chance of surviving that.
