Test Your Classic Commercial I.Q.

You’ve heard ’em a million times before. But who are they for?

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Test Your Classic Commercial I.Q.

Pop Culture by Spyder Darling

Hey y’all! I’m Spyder Darling and you might know me from my four part Tao Of Spyder series in which I impart the life lessons I have learned in my 63.5 spins around the sun from the cruelest but most effective teacher of all. Experience.

Now if you’re a similar vintage as I, growing up we spent way too much time in front of the TV. But back then we didn’t have cell phones and video games to keep us busy. So when we came home from riding bikes, or having rock fights, nothing felt better after dinner than lying down on the avocodo green shag carpet in front of the black and white tube and memorizing these classic commercial slogans.

Just remember, “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!” And down the rabbit hole we go (answers way down below).

1. “My bologna has a first name …”
2. “Ring around the collar! Ring around the collar!”
3. “I am stuck on _____, ’cause _____’s stuck on me.”
4. “Like a good neighbor, _____ is there.”
5. “Nothing comes between me and my _______.”
6. “You deserve a break today.”