Texas Recount Reverses Results
Drumpf removes blessing from Abbott
Texas Republicans reeled today when Drumpf ordered them to remove Texas Governor Gregg Abbott from office. “That bastard can’t do one simple job. Why shouldn’t I fire him?” the Once-and-Future Fake President reportedly declared during a phone call with GOP leaders that included Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, 400-times indicted Attorney General Ken Paxton, and Texas Secretary of State, Flynn Dye.
According to reports from inside the governor’s office, America’s first shadow president was furious to learn the recount results not only didn’t increase the margin of his victory, it showed that Biden won the state by a larger margin than Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Georgia and Arizona combined.
When auditors discovered more than six million votes that were never counted, swinging the election to Biden by more than 70,000 votes, Abbott tried to remove and replace them with My Pillow employees
Drumpf ordered the recount despite his sweeping Texas victory in the aftermath of the crazed, fanatical and fucked-up recount of the 2020 Arizona electoral results. Abbott, who serves the whims of the shadow government in Mar-A-Lago rather than his own…
