Texas Recount Reverses Results

Drumpf removes blessing from Abbott

New electoral map shows results of Abbott recount. (Wikimedia)

Texas Republicans reeled today when Drumpf ordered them to remove Texas Governor Gregg Abbott from office. “That bastard can’t do one simple job. Why shouldn’t I fire him?” the Once-and-Future Fake President reportedly declared during a phone call with GOP leaders that included Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, 400-times indicted Attorney General Ken Paxton…