The Acceptance Speech For My Lifetime Sexual Achievement Award

Pam Gaslow
The Haven
Published in
3 min readFeb 14, 2024

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Muchas gracias bitches! It’s such an honor to receive this award. Firstly, I’d like to thank myself for persevering, ignoring the haters, and not listening to my selfish, jealous, judgmental “friends.” Where’s your award? Prudes!

Next, I need to express my gratitude to others. I want to thank god, my agent, manager, healer, guardian angel, guardian ad…

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Pam Gaslow
The Haven

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