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The Averagest Unsuperpower

How to be regular-ish

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Let me tell you just how average I am.

I am Median Man.

My superpower is commonality. I possess qualities that not everyone wants, but some do. Maybe. I possess a less-than-excessive amount of mediocrity. And that’s just okay, I guess.

I’m not the best at anything, and not the worst. I don’t have great ups and downs, I…




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Christopher Robin

Christopher Robin

Yes, that's my real name. Yes, I’m in therapy. No, that's not why. Chief Bush Hog for Suite 1984 Publishing, newly sober, definitely weird.

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