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The Biggest Loser

In which Donald Trump returns to reality TV

Photo by Jon Tyson on Unsplash

MEMORANDUM

TO: Donald J. Trump

FROM: Mark Burnett

RE: Proposed new series

Long time no see since we finished our partnership on The Apprentice and The Celebrity Apprentice. I heard that you landed on your feet and were even able to secure a four-year…

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