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The CDC Officially Recommends That You Go Fuck Yourself

Seems a little harsh, but they’re the experts.

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Given what we currently know about Covid-19 and its charcuterie board of variants, the CDC has been tripping over their weird long balls trying to keep the public up to date with constant health and safety alerts.

As many of you may already know, the CDC recently stated that the incubation period…



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