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The Dog Did It

Blaming our pets for our own misfires, missteps, and shenanigans

Photo by Krista Mangulsone on Unsplash

Our beloved pets are an important part of the family. We spend time with them, we pet and love them. We also lavish them with toys, treats, and cute beds. Sometimes, we use them as our excuse for things we did, things we forgot to do, and things we don’t want to do. Maybe we do this because we’re embarrassed to tell people what…




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Nancy Parish

Nancy Parish

Writer, Amateur Cat Herder. Previously, Contributing Editor for CWIM. Life with Scout: The Blind Kitty Chronicles is NOW Available

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