The Essential Rules of Foreplay.

If you want orgasms, speak up, perk up and stop thinking about your taxes and Thai food.

“Want to know why women don’t blink during foreplay? Not enough time.” Joan Rivers

I just heard the term “pound town,” an interesting adage found in the once fountain of sex: Playboy. It describes what women hate (which used to be Playboy). They hate being pounded. They hate having to explain everything, especially when the guy thinks he knows everything already.

In Bridget Phetasy’s article “Are You Done Yet?,” she claims men have to stop thinking they’re in a porno movie — and worse, acting like they could possibly be in a porno movie.

The rest of us seem to act like giddy little jackhammers.

At least those porn guys know when to stop. The rest of us seem to act like giddy little jackhammers.

Phetasy’s study of 40 women, got varying responses, ranging from “If I’m having sex longer than 35 minutes, I’m over it,” to “I start thinking about tax refunds at 12 [minutes]. Money keeps me enthusiastic.”

There’s nothing worse than wearing out your sexual welcome, especially around tax time, but it seems whether you’re a “rock cock” or a “lazy one pump chump,”…