The guys you don’t want on your team
The Florida Who?
Identity theft isn’t a joke, Jim… or is it?
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Jun 25, 2024
So apparently the Florida Panthers, or who I prefer to call the Florida Pylons, just won the Stanley Cup. Personally, I’m not a fan of the brand of hockey they play, so I really just want to make a list of the players who were on the ice for their alleged win in a fashion that makes them look silly.
- Aaron EkBALD
- Eetu LuostaPEEIN
- Gustav ForSHLONG
- Vladislav TaraSCUMko
- Kyle OkPOSER
- Kyle STUNNEDlund
- Ryan LomTURD
- Matthew TkaPUFF
- Brandon NONtour
- Oliver EXCREMENT-FARTsson
- Niko RICOLA
- Sam BenNUT
- Aleksander MEWkov
- Anton LOANdell
- Dmitri KuliFRAUD
- Evan WHATSHESAYS
- Sam CRYhart
- Carter VerNAYghe
Weirdly, that made me feel better, even if I would’ve rather seen the Cup come back to Canada. But hopefully we have next year for that.