The four most stupid words in the English language – “Let’s have a picnic!”

And I have developed, over time, the perfect two word response, “Let’s not.”

Pic from Road Sign manual — by author

And for those of you who thought it was another “two word” ensemble, beginning with “F” – scrub your frontal cortex’ out with soap. Great writers DO NOT need to fucking swear. Picnics are for young couples –…