The Franz List (Sorry, but Somebody Had to Do It)
Franz opened a beauty salon in the terminal at Charles de Gaulle Airport. He called it “Hair Franz.”
It would have been fitting if Dennis Franz and Jim Nabors had purchased adjoining houses. They were always Franz and Nabors after all.
My crazy dentist Franz thinks he used to be on NYPD Blue.
Bill Franz has an enormous beer belly; people call him Bill “The Island of Lager“ Franz.
Franz headed to the bathroom first thing every morning for what he called his “morning Franztitutional.”
Nice potted palm Franz!
Franz Sisko is a a dull boy; parties are always merrier sans Franz Sisko.
Franz opened a new restaurant. Most popular menu item: Franz Fries.
He calls his restaurant “Feeding Franzy.” (Double meaning)
Two ants crawled to the top of Franz’s head. They had agreed to be up Franz with each other.
The Franz! Aaaaay! (Catchphrase for Arthur Franzarelli)
