The Gift of a Year of Dating That Didn’t Work
No one can say I haven’t tried…
ME — Yes, we are celebrating one year of dating, you can ask for anything you want!
SHE — We could then go around the world on a yacht and //
ME — (CUTTING HER OFF) Whatever you want that costs less than my two kidneys!
Oops! What would she ask for? A blouse? A jacket? A gemstone?
SHE — Then I want you to cook for me!