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The GOP Quiet Quits Government

Saying “no” is the only policy.

Photo by Rob Martin on Unsplash

The Republican Party is the latest group to join the quiet quitting bandwagon.

“We realized that governing the country is really boring and unfulfilling,” said a prominent GOP politician who spoke from his fishing boat. “Besides, who needs all that stress? You get sucked into a ton of legislative crap and the next thing you know…

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K. B. Cottrill

K. B. Cottrill

Constantly losing the main plot while finding quirkier ones to write about for print, stage, and screen.