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The Hunger Games of Parenting

The despicable practice of one-upping kids’ accomplishments

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When was the last time you went to a store and saw a man crawling through the aisles? Or how many middle-age men do you suspect are still wearing diapers?

I’m asking because parenting can be exhausting. But it is even more exhausting when other parents try to compete on the milestones…




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