THE GRIFT

The Lards Prayer

For MAGA

Photo by Jack Sharp on Unsplash

Fraudfather who art in bedlam, “Grifter” be thy name
Thy trials come, thy crime be done, on marks, as it is in Manhattan.
Give us this day, our daily #truth,
And give us not real facts, so we can be misled to donate.
And lead us not to integrity,
But deliver us from wokeness.
For thine is the gilded,
And the grifting
And the gaudy
Forever.

Amen.