The Least Interesting Man in the World: A Portrait (List)
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He uses passive verbs exclusively.
His mother has a tattoo of him on her arm so she knows who he is when he visits.
Mimes tell cheap jokes about him.
Sheep count him.
When he has a bright idea, a glow stick appears above his head.
He needs to wear 3D glasses to see things in 2D.
He would like Rice Krispies more if they just snapped.
He hopes one day to be in a relationship that lasts more than 93 minutes.
Sometimes on long trips his luggage loses him.
He didn’t attend his high school reunion but everyone thought he had and that he hadn’t changed a bit.
Himself is always beating him up.
In Rochambeau he’s never been anything other than paper.
He thinks watching paint dry is an underrated activity.
His nickname in the military was "Manikan Skywalker."
He put the "fluous" in "superfluous."
Scientists think he could visit Jupiter and not gain any weight.
He rides elevators for the music.
The Blue Fairy gave up on him.
He doesn't often drink ale, but when he does, he prefers ginger ale.
