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The Lost Art of Vagina Swooshing

Orgasm is the great redeemer

A woman is wearing sunglasses
A happy woman post-swooshing

Once upon a time, on an island far, far away lived Tempek, the OG vagina swoosher.

Tempek was famous for swooshing vaginas the right way and always at the right time. Vaginas from all over the world came to Tempek for a blissful swooshing experience.

Soon enough, venture capitalists saw the

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Smillew Rahcuef

Smillew Rahcuef

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