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The Person That Eats Their Food During a Phone Conversation

I can’t hear you over your chewing.

Remember the time when you talked to someone on the phone and you talked to them during the worst time: when they’re about to eat.

The person on the other line couldn’t help but open their bag of chips and munch away at your ear at high volume.



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