The Problem With Batman Villains
I feel that there is a scene missing from every Batman movie where the villain is supposed to gather all of their henchmen around and say, “Hey, henchmen. Just a heads up. Later on, we might meet Batman. And when we do, please remember, try to shoot him in the lower half of his face. That’s his weak spot, as that is the only spot on his body that is not bulletproof. So please remember Henchmen, and again I can’t emphasize this enough, when we see the Batman, only try to shoot his mouth, below the nose, above the chin.”
In the movies, the Batman villain will always yell vague phrases like, “Kill the Batman.” When, as indicated above, they should be shouting, “Shoot the Batman in his mouth” and nothing more. That’s all the information needed.
Dude, if I were a Batman villain, my actual villain name would be ‘Shoot Batman In His Mouth’ so that my henchmen would have no excuse.
