The Rock Promises

Sai D
The Haven
Published in
1 min readApr 17, 2021

The Rock promises that he’ll run as the People’s Candidate but if elected govern as the Corporate President

“There is nothing that America appreciates more than a good heel turn”

Source: theringer.com

Drawing inspiration from the WWE storyline that first catapulted him to fame, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson said that he’ll campaign to be the people’s President, but once elected will govern as the corporate President.

Justifying the strategy he said, “There is nothing that America appreciates more than a good heel turn. I remember how I first won the world heavyweight title. I was just a self-proclaimed people’s champion with ‘millions and millions’ of hardworking, middle class American fans. But with corporate backing I became an actual champion with my own limousine and private jet. It was then that I realized to be successful in America, you must sell out!”

He continued, “Back then we (the corporation and I) screwed over a wrestler named Mankind, but now we can screw over all of mankind by giving big corporations free rein.”

Does this mean he’d be running as a Democrat? The Rock wouldn’t confirm or deny.

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Sai D
The Haven

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