CONSERVATIVE TREASON

The Russians Are Coming — Into the Ass Of Right Wing Media Personalities!

The low-rent online broadcasters gladly taking Russian money to be as decisive as the Kremlin wants.

Dan Dore
The Haven

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Right-Wing Losers [L-R] Lauren Southern, Benny Johnson, 2 more losers, Tim Pool. Sad that I have to know their names. Now you do too.

Unsealed documents by the Department of Justice this week show Russians funneled $10 Million to the Tennessee-based Tenet Media. This came as no surprise to anyone who had common sense or heard the warnings for nearly the past decade.

Your uncle spewing baffling talking points that Ukraine is the enemy now validate the right-wing podcasts he watches. Russian Nationals were paying some Right Wing Media personalities, like Tim Pool, up to $100,000 per show. That’s the price these personalities would commit treason for, and they would have done it for less.

In just a day since the news broke, they’re all changing their tune. Pool thinks the Ukraine should immediately get $200 Billion in aid now. Quite the change in his stance. He was bleeding Russian Red all over his Russian-made Maxi-pads just a few days ago.

The same podcasters who keeping yelling for Civil War suddenly love the whole country again. Amazing what happens when you take away the paycheck and add a possibility of going to jail.

Tim Pool, Benny Johnson, Dave Rubin, Lauren Southern and Matt Christiansen are names listed in the indictment — or people who had god-awful media content.

The people who claimed to be patriots were the Nationalists the whole time. Well, Nationalists for which country? [Sidenote: that originally auto-corrected to ‘Nationalsluts’ for some reason, and that works too!]

The right-wing media showbiz participants who claims how much we need to stop the Democrats, seem to be in proportion with how much money they were receiving from the Rooskies.

The day after the indictments for two Russian Nationals, who funded this, was brought to light, the right-wing propagandists scurried like roaches. They’re running back into the arms of democracy.

Now everyone who got exposed will play dumb — as dumb as the people who watched their podcasts and believed them in the first place.

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Dan Dore
The Haven

Studied/Performed at: The Second City, iO Chicago, The Annoyance, The Pack (LA), ComedySportz. Masters in Creativity (SUNY Buffalo State). Bachelors in Comm.