The Secret Of A Long Term Relationship

The couple that swims together stays together.

Recently, yeah then.

CRISIS ON PLANET MEN!

I revealed that I’d been with my girlfriend for nearly 30 years. This prompted someone calling themselves, Lou Sea Lastik, to get in touch and say, “You’ve been with your girlfriend nearly 30 years….”

Me: I literally just said that.

Lou Sea Lastik: Let me finish…. You’ve been with your girlfriend nearly 30 years. What’s your secret?

Me: Don’t have kids. Don’t live together.

Lou Sea Lastik: Anything else?

Me: Yeah. Don’t live together. Don’t have kids.

Lou Sea Lastik: Thank-you, for revealing your secret.

Me: Your welcome.

Lou Sea Lastik: “You’re.”

Me: What ever.

Photo: rabbitcaretips.com. “I wish to register a complaint.”

Ooo dear, that sounds like the sound of social media outrage. I’d best get this one out the way….

The Parent Trap?

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Special thanks to my girlfriend Hen.

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