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The Six Most Common Places People Cheat
(Number 5 is shocking!)
1. In the mouth.
Yeah, it started with a kiss. With the mouth. Then it lead to a blowjob, with the mouth. Damn mouth. That’s what made you cheat. If you didn’t have a mouth you’d still be married right now.
2. In the titties.
You know you’re cheating once he gets to the titties. The kissing, well, that’s bad but it’s not really that bad. You let him either touch, fondle or suck the titties, didn’t you? You ho! Why did you do that? So disappointed in you!
3. In the pussy.
You let him in there. Why! You were not supposed to let anyone in your pussy. I think if you had done many of the things you did, like the mouth stuff for instance, and then stopped, you might still be married right now. Damn.
4. In the mouth and pussy at the same time.
You understand? He’s kissing you in a new place now. And you’re putting your mouth where it don’t belong — and kind of gurgling. And you’re making the number that is one less than seventy. And you’re cheating! Cheaters! I hope you both suffocate doing that crazy thing!
