The Strangest Animal in the Universe

The Strangest Animal in the Universe
It sounds like an alien species, but it lives in your galaxy
Malky McEwan
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Published inThe Haven
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5 min read·
May 13, 2022
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Photo by Brooke Denevan on UnsplashYou can’t deny it.
They are weird.
TitificationThe females of the strangest animal in all the universe (and some males) spend hours titifying their bodies, daubing their faces with colour, attaching shiny baubles to…
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