The Strangest Animal in the Universe

It sounds like an alien species, but it lives in your galaxy

Malky McEwan
The Haven
Published in
5 min readMay 13, 2022


Photo by Brooke Denevan on Unsplash

You can’t deny it.

They are weird.


The females of the strangest animal in all the universe (and some males) spend hours titifying their bodies, daubing their faces with colour, attaching shiny baubles to…



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