The Tao Of Spyder: Part Deux
Fifty more rules to live by
I’m Spyder Darling. In my 61 years of walking the Earth I’ve been some places, done some things and learned a few lessons. Here are 50 more of ’em. Please use for good and not evil.
51. As time goes on, it’s now or fughetaboutit.
52. People are only human. But that’s no excuse to act like one of them.
53. Better late than pregnant.
54. As ye behave, so shall ye be.
55. You can’t pop wheelies on a unicycle.
56. Going for broke is an excellent way to go broke.
57. Any weekend you wake up from was a good one.
58. No run is as long as when the battery dies on your music player.
59. Never underestimate the power of positive napping.
60. Imitation is the most sincere form of being ripped off.
61. Life is like a football game. You only get the ball so many times. Make the most of every possession.
62. Unless you’re the ’72 Dolphins, you’re gonna lose a game or two. Deal with it. Learn from it and try for perfection again next season.
63. You were right the first time.
