The Ultimate Ten Question Movie Quiz

Discover Your True Level of Movie Expertise

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As the beloved treadmill movie reviewer, the most common request I receive when loyal readers sneak into my DMs is to create an intellectually challenging movie quiz that can definitely determine their level of movie expertise. My readers take great pride in their knowledge and I am honored that they turn to me to assist in their artistic and creative growth with my astute critical commentary. To celebrate the completion of my two hundred and fiftieth treadmill movie review, I am humbled to present the below quiz based on my thirty most recently reviewed treadmill movies. As always, the treadmill ratings are based on a scale of 1–4 and are shown in parenthesis after each movie title.

The Ultimate Movie Quiz

1. In which of the below movies that feature mass quantities of gratuitous nudity does Sugar Lump provide a pivotal plot point when she suffers a slip that causes her large exposed tuchis to crash onto a stone?
A. I Used to Be (1.0)
B. Three Thousand Years of Longing (2.0)
C. Red Rocket (2.0)

2. What movie features a high school aged boy discovering the wonders of Jesus?
A. The Fabelmans (3.0)
B. Blessed Praise (2.5)
C. The Last Word (3.0)

3. What movie features a scene with Lesley Stahl filming a 60 Minutes story?
A. Marcel the Shell with Shoes on (4.0)
B. Swimmers (3.5)
C. Tar (2.8)

4. Which of the below movies has at least 90% of the action taking place in the title location(s)?
A. Knock at the Cabin (3.5)
B. Room (3.0)
C. Your Place or Mine (2.5)

5. Which of the below movies pivots when a superstar athlete is touched by the reading of a poem?
A. Air (4.0)
B. 80 for Brady (2.0)
C. House Party (2.8)

6. Which of the below is not a Netflix movie starring Jennifer Lopez?
A. Ghosted (2.9)
B. Mother (2.0)
C. Shotgun Wedding (0.0)

7. Which movie takes place in Russia, involves the KGB and features a highly skilled computer programmer named Alexey Pajitnov?
A. Navalny (3.8)
B. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (1.0)
C. Tetris (2.8)

8. Although all three of the below movies were nominated for Oscars in various categories, which movie was the only one to actually win an Academy Award?
A. A River Runs Through It (3.0)
B. Memento (3.0)
C. Creed (3.0)

9. In which of the below movies, does the title character (or group) attack a clown in a hospital waiting room?
A. A Man Called Otto (2.5)
B. Creed II (2.8)
C. Billionaire Boys Club (2.0)

10. In which movie is “Live Fast, Die Young” a castmate’s description of the title character’s fate?
A. Snakes on a Plane (2.5)
B. Cocaine Bear (3.0)
C. My Octopus Teacher (4.0)

The Ultimate Move Quiz Answers

1. B. Three Thousand Years of Longing
When Sugar Lump, the lead concubine in Ibrahim’s harem slips and falls, her naked tuchis smashes the bottle where the Djinn (Idris Elba) had been imprisoned for over a thousand years. The Djinn thanks Ms. Lump by granting her three wishes, one of which doesn’t work out so well for Mr. Djinn who isn’t a fan of items being put back into bottles.

2. A. The Fabelmans
When young Steve Spielberg’s Jewish family moves to Northern California, he is greeted at school with antisemitic taunts. However, deeply religious Monica takes an interest in Steve and invites him into her bedroom which is filled with crosses and Jesus figures. At first, young Steve is a bit apprehensive, but once Monica assures him that Jesus was a sexy handsome Jewish boy just like him, he becomes very comfortable with Jesus as he “prays” with Monica.

3. A. Marcel the Shell with Shoes on
Marcel is a one-inch shell in search of his family. Lesley Stahl is willing to help. I am hopeful that Marcel can land a role in the upcoming Paddington Bear movie because the two of them would be best buddies and box office gold.

4. A. Knock at the Cabin
I do not like camping. I will not sleep outside. I will not sleep in a tent. And after watching this thoroughly enjoyable thriller, I will not sleep or go anywhere near a cabin.

5. C. House Party
While Lebron James is away at a meditation retreat, cleaning company workers Kevin and Damon decide to throw a blowout party at his mansion. Unfortunately, things get slightly out of control when the neighbor’s koala bear gets high and Lebron returns from his retreat early. Fortunately, Lebron decides to forgive after reading a special poem from Kid Cudi.

6. A. Ghosted
Netflix showered Jennifer Lopez and other stars with mass quantities of money and then challenged them to make the worst movies possible. Jennifer complied with Shotgun Wedding, but put a little more effort into Mother.

7. C. Tetris
Who knew that this game’s origin story was such a spy thriller?

8. A. A River Runs Through It
A River Runs Through It won the Academy Award for Best Cinematography.

9. A. A Man Called Otto
Tom Hanks stars in this uplifting tale of a man who tries to commit suicide by hanging himself, by carbon monoxide poisoning and finally by throwing himself in front of a speeding train. After reconciling with his neighbors, he dies of a heart attack. Oh, he also beats up a clown in a hospital waiting room.

10. C. My Octopus Teacher
The Octopus in this documentary crammed a ton of adventure into its short one-year life. Incredibly, we get to witness it all though amazing underwater video that features shark battles, playtime with other fish and even an amorous adventure with a fellow Octopus.

The Ultimate Movie Quiz Results

Special Bonus Question For Amusement Only

In the movie Snakes on a Plane, what actor heroically lands the plane after the pilot is unable to perform his assigned duties?
A. Kenan Thompson
B. Samuel L. Jackson
C. Leslie Nielsen

Bonus Question Answer

Surprise! The heroic actor is currently a Saturday Night Live cast member.