The United Kingdom Chooses its Eurovision Entry

— — A transcript from January 2022 — —

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Suit one: Following another null point last year we have to think long and hard about how we’re going to do it better in 2022.

Suit two: It’s almost like everyone hates us. The French never give us any points.

Suit three: That’s not strictly true. France has always been one of our top…