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The United Kingdom Chooses its Eurovision Entry

— — A transcript from January 2022 — —

Photo by Matt Botsford on Unsplash

Suit one: Following another null point last year we have to think long and hard about how we’re going to do it better in 2022.

Suit two: It’s almost like everyone hates us. The French never give us any points.

Suit three: That’s not strictly true. France has always been one of our top…

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MG Mason

MG Mason

Archaeologist by training, freelance writer by choice. The wrong side of 40 and still don’t know what I want to do when I grow up.

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