There Once Was a Medium Bonus

Brace yourself, there might be a limerick-like ‘poem’ ahead, and a grisly medical one at that.

Famous painting demonstrating a hapless/happy Medium writer suffering/enjoying both opisthotonus and risus sardonicus https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5yC8hnWRqQQ/WgUv_vOrrcI/AAAAAAAAFiY/3paOmSssJXMljq8MlRXGMbLm-vTFujfEACLcBGAs/s1600/Cvmrbg9WgAAbr-f.jpg

There once was a Medium bonus
A gift for the great, with no onus
Al Gorithm so spake
It’s yours, here, so take
You’ll spasm with joy … opisthotonus!

Now a new smile is pasted on puss
If you’re good, it’s no fuss, it is thus
A new payment scheme
That sounds like a dream
Maybe it brings us risus sardonicus

BTW — Notice in the dick-less pic above that the chap seems to be absent his junk. Yet another reason to be miserable.

Oh go ahead and play along. You know you want to. (It doesn’t have to be limerick-like.) Will Hull Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她) Jupiter Grant Christopher Robin Ann Marie Steele Kyomi O'Connor, Hollie Petit, Ph.D. Fred Ermlich Esther George Jennifer McDougall Terry Trueman Jeanette C. Espinoza Kristina God Rodney Brazier Skye Mo'ipulelehua Kahoali'i and everyone else of course.