They’re Eating The Cows
And the chickens and pigs
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2 min readSep 17, 2024
they’re eating the cows!
and the chickens
and the pigs
they are inside
our country
in fact they were
born here
they have flags
on their lawns
and rifles in their
bedrooms
a couple of them
tried to kill a
presidential
candidate who
is screaming
about immigrants
eating dogs and
cats and probably
other things
the one whose
VP pick is making
the TV rounds saying
they made it up
whole cloth for
attention*
JD Pants
anyway, don’t let them
distract you, because —
they’re eating the cows!
those accommodating
animals who make all
of your milk, butter,
cheese, and ice cream