Things I Wouldn’t Want to Die From
Published in
Feb 14, 2023
Desultory combustion
Malignant pleonasm
Tickle overdose ("Tickled to Death" on my death certificate? No thanks!)
Mallaria
Bubonic plaque
Toxic shlock
Spectrum fever
Fatal browbeating
Llama attack*
Bigpox
Anything involving my petard
Stray ballet
*A result of Berzerk Llama Syndrome which, yes, is a real thing