Things I Wouldn’t Want to Die From

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Desultory combustion

Malignant pleonasm

Tickle overdose ("Tickled to Death" on my death certificate? No thanks!)

Mallaria

Bubonic plaque

Toxic shlock

Spectrum fever

Fatal browbeating

Llama attack*

Bigpox

Anything involving my petard

Stray ballet

*A result of Berzerk Llama Syndrome which, yes, is a real thing