Things the Federal Pell Grant Should Exempt You from Having to Pay
Published in
Mar 3, 2023
- Costco Membership
- G.A.G. (Groceries, Amenities from the Chicken Coop, Gas)
- Walmart totals
- Car payments
- Oil changes?? — if you really stay on top of that shit
- Tow truck service fees, if you don’t stay on top of that shit
- Hospital bills for treating food poisoning from eating University cafeteria sushi
- Birth control
- Abortions
- Pap smears
- Applications fees for colleges that end up rejecting you anyways
- Baja Blast — have a baja day when you don’t have to baja pay!™
- A free pass behind the firewall of the New York Times
- Taxes — the feds already know you’re poor because you have the Pell Grant, so what do you actually owe them?
- Therapy.
