Things You Didn’t Know About Chuck Norris

Sure, there are great Chuck Norris jokes, but there are other interesting things about him.

Larrylambert
The Haven

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Out of all the action heroes in the last 50 years, only one has a bunch of pretty funny jokes made about how tough he is. That would be Chuck Norris. After all, you don’t hear Clint Eastwood, Burt Reynolds or Sylvester Stallone jokes. Sure, you may hear jokes about them, but none highlighting how tough they are. But, beyond the jokes, here are some things you might not have known about Chuck.

1: Chuck’s full name is Carlos Ray Norris.

Despite the name Carlos, Chuck isn’t the butt of racial jokes. I wonder why that is?

2: Chuck married his high school sweetheart, Dianne Kay Holechek, when he was 18 and she was 17.

They were married for 30 years before divorcing in 1989. So, Chuck, unlike Rocky Balboa, was unable to go the distance.

3: Chuck has his own form of marital arts called “Chun Kuk Do.”

I believe that’s also the Number 3 special at our local Chinese restaurant.

4: Norris and his first wife had a…

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Larrylambert
The Haven

You probably don't know my name, but have likely seen my work. I've written for numerous syndicated cartoon strips and my gags have appeared in national pubs.