Things Your Barber May be Doing While that Hot Towel is Covering Your Face
Published in
Jan 25, 2023
Flipping a coin to determine your fate
Wondering how that picture of Oopsy Bear got on your towel
Trying to think of a word that rhymes with Brylcreem
The Barber Hop
Playing with his clipper ship
Taking his alien form and snapping a selfie while wearing your hat
Reading a pamphlet on how to get a barber’s license
Filling up on liquid courage
Sweeping up your fallen hairs for his wig in progress
Getting up in your f̶a̶c̶e̶ towel
Upping the price in the window
Messaging Mrs. Lovett ("Pie night!")
