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This Article is Dedicated to the Sixth Worst Singer in Scotland

Constable Sylvester’s quick-witted prank hooked me like a hungry guppy

My dad used to say he was the worst singer in Scotland — until he married my mum, then he became the second-worst singer in Scotland. My mum had Van Gogh’s ear for music.

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