This Story Might Be Hazardous To Your Laptop
Day Two!
(A censored version of a very wild second day on vacation that you can see without the blurrs and the censorship if you want, just email me at xtinesteven@gmail.com. I want you to be happy baby, please email me)
Be careful, people. I’ve been getting reports that these stories about our trip together to a fancy resort have already led to damaged, sticky keyboards and irreparable motherboard sizzling. Just don’t lose your head at the moment of truth — aim to the left or the right of the laptop folks. Because man, you are probably going to make some mess, sorry.
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Let’s start slow, shall we. As we go over Day two of the vacation, and you begin rubbing one out. Imagining that we’re there together. We fucked our brains out yesterday and you are sleeping the sleep of the just, bless you.
I got up before you, sleepy head, and got some beach time. There was a guy down there oogling me and smiling at me and trying to chat me up. Don’t be jealous. You have nothing to worry about. I’m here with you, not him baby. So are you going to sleep the whole day away or are you going to wake the fuck up and enjoy me some more?
GOOD MORNING!
It’s me, the hot babe you came on vacation with and fucked so nice last night. Let’s do it again.
Morning sex baby! Come on, what better way of getting to know each other. Kiss me. Take my bra and panties off. Hurry. I’m so fucking horny babe.
And you, reader? Are you horny too? To get to some real action with Christine Stevens? I don’t blame you. I look pretty good in these snaps. This guy I came down here with, Douglas, was actually a professional photographer. But let’s forget about Douglas and pretend that it was you, reader, you are my lucky companion for this little trip to Costa Rica. And you’ve been having a ball. We’ve both been having a ball, haven’t we?
Now kiss my titties baby. And while you do that, I want to look at my readers.
How are you doing reader? Do you like seeing me do all this crazy shit? I know, I feel weird sharing it with you,
I admit. It’s so private. But now you see how I live my life. I mean, maybe you read about it and imagined it.
But now it’s really vivid how much I live for sexual pleasure, isn’t it? Worrying? Don’t worry baby, I got it under control. Just keep hanging with us here down in CR.
We’ve got a great day in store. After a good fuck, of course. I want to be on top, haven’t tried that yet with you babe.
Oh yeah, that’s nice.
Fuck me babe!
When I’m on top I can cum without using my hand, baby, because I can grind my pelvic bone down on your cock and give my clit a real rubdown. Yeah, there it is, reader, I feel it coiling up inside me. At the bottom of my stomach. It’s the beginning of an orgasm. I just need to keep grinding my pelvis down onto your cock. Please don’t cum yet, baby. Not while that little thing is coiling up inside my stomach. Ah, it’s rising up now, I feel it spiraling up, up, up my body, and into my brain, lie a firework, there it goes, I’m cumming babe, I’m cumming! Go on, cum with me! Yes! Yes! Yes!
That was good.
Now I’ve got a few more outfits I’ve simply got to wear. So let’s take a break from fucking and go down to lunch. Mmm. I want to put on my Asian influenced baby blue number. I think you’re going to love me in it. Do you? Do you love me?
I mean, “in this dress.” I don’t mean love me love me. I mean, do you love me in this dress? Please don’t love me love me. We can’t have that, reader. Please. Don’t spoil the vacation with that nonsense.
Come on let’s eat. And then come back here and fuck for what, the third time since we came down here, and hontestly, each time we fuck we get to know each other’s fucking style a little better and we get to make each other scream even louder, I love it baby! Wow!
Yeah, reader, imagine your just railing me and your thick dick is just filling me up so nice as I rub my clit and I yell out “Oh baby yes make me cum, make me cum, you’re gonna make me cum. You fuck me so good. Oh god I’m CUMMMMMMING! I’m CUMMMMING so fucking hard. Oh fuck yeah baby. Keep going. Don’t stop. Don’t stop baby. I’m just gonna keep cumming if you don’t stop. Jesus. Jesus. Oh my fucking god baby. Oh my god!”
Then, a nice long nap. We wake up and you’re grabbing me again. Dang, you’re insatiable. But no, we can’t fuck right now. We have to go to the awards dinner. I know. This is really a full day!!!
Yeah, didn’t I tell ya? They are giving me some recognition or something. Biggest ho writer of the year, I dunno. It’s stupid. But that’s why I asked you to bring your tux. It’s going to be nice. Unfortunately, it’s going to take me like two hours to get ready. Might as well go down to the pool or the bar or something.
I’m sorry baby, it’s kinda important to me. I want to look my best.
It won’t be a big deal though. Quick and easy. I will thank my producer, Jesus Christ, and the academy of hos. Then we can party again.
I’m so glad to have someone to share this evening with. Thank you so much for coming down here with me baby. Give me a kiss please.
I whisper to you as we kiss, “I can’t wait for this stupid shit to be over so we can go back to the room and you can fuck me like you’ve never fucked anybody in your life. How’s that sound, baby?”
You say it sounds pretty damn good.
Now we go back to the room and have some more sex. Yeah baby. We’re insatiable! It’s all naked bodies and thrusting and good times and screaming and yelling up in that room tonight. Pity the neighbors.
Now remember, reader, I want you to fuck me like you’ve never fucked anybody before in your life. Like the greatest fantasy fuck of your life, like you’re really feeling so much sexual pleasure in your brain you actually think for half a secon you might be having a stroke, like how good can anybody stand it. Yeah, I’m your drug, baby, and I’m kicking in. Don’t fight it. Just let me please you. All I want to do is please you with my pussy, do you feel that baby! Oh yes. You’re peaking right now, reader. This is peak pleasure. The top of the mountain. You’re getting that rush like you get at the top of the roller coaster. As you let go finally, it’s going to be just like hurling down the first hill of the coaster. You’re going to have to hang on for dear life, reader. You’re really going to explode.
And I think for this part, the appropriate position is doggie. Yeah, you’re behind me, reader. You’re fucking me like the animals fuck. In fact, you ARE an animal right now. We’re on the savannah somewhere. We’re howling like beasts. You’re hammering me and hammering me. Deeper and deeper and deeper. IMagine that reader, as you stroke yourself, that each stroke of your cock inside me somehow goes deeper, deeper and harder and harder still, and destroys my pussy. Yeah, destroy it baby.
(But reader, let me remind you, please be respectful of your computer. Don’t get so carried away with the greatest fantasy fuck of your life that you cost yourself an 800 dollar repair? Please!)
I really want you to cum on my tits tonight. Will you do that baby? And reader, will you cum on my tits too.
Yeah. Do it, baby. Cum on my tits!
But by my tits, I don’t mean your laptop keyboard. Reader! Come back to reality! Those aren’t my tits. Those are the keys of your expensive laptop. Aim left reader! Aim right! Good. Let it go, reader. Let it go all over my “tits.” They’re over there to the left of your computer. And my tits are over there on the right of your computer. Shoot it all over them! Yeah baby. Yeah.
See me smiling. You ever wonder why a woman smiles when she watches a man cum like that? She’s thinking, yeah, I did that, I made all that man mayo shoot out of there like an explosion of joy. Me! I did that. Yeah, we women can be weird. We want respect, that’s sure. But we also love to make you happy.
Are you happy reader? I hope I’ve made you happy.
That felt real good watching you cum like that. All over my tits. I’m rubbing it over my nipples now like skin cream. I love it. You may have noticed that my hand was on my clit as you shot it, and I joined you in an explosive rush of utter sexual pleaure, euphoria, delight. And that’s why I am writing this reader, to spread this utter sexual pleasure, euphoria and delight with you because that’s what the world needs, I think. More pleasure, delight and orgasmic heavenliness. Don’t you agree? I hope you felt it. I hope you still feel it. I hope it’s glowing in you. It’s glowing in me still reader. Let that ember keep glowing. Oh yes. So good.
We finally cuddle up together and sleep the sleep of the just. We’ve done what people are supposed to do, have intense pleasure together. We deserve some rest.
We’ll pick up with this vacation again tomorrow. Where, spoiler alert, I give you a bit of my ass.
Yeah, it’s gonna be lit, reader. Stay tuned.
