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This Tesla Doesn’t Follow Elon

My Favorite Funny Tesla Bumper stickers

2 min readApr 3, 2025

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Screen shot of bumpersticker graphic.

You gotta feel sorry for the good citizens who bought Teslas because they wanted to go electric to protect the planet. Instead? Their pricey cars are being targeted by people furious about Elon Musk’s right-wing political activism and ham-handed role in our federal government.

Although the Tesla Takedown movement urges people to sell their Tesla cars and stock, not to set fire to, throw trash at, or vandalize other drivers’ MuskMobiles, innocent Tesla owners continue to experience harassment.

People are yelling at them, making obscene gestures as they cruise by and throwing garbage at their vehicles.

Say you own a Tesla and don’t want to sell your car. What can you do?

You can slap a bumper sticker on your car that explains why it shouldn’t be targeted by people who hate Elon and everything he stands for.

Here are a few of my favorites:

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Roz Warren, Writing Coach
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