Tigers, let’s all pitch in to help our buddy Robert Mueller!
https://www.gofundme.com/pitch-in-for-bobby
WASHINGTON, DC
If you’re made it to this page, it’s because you’re an old chum of fellow Tiger Bobby Moeller (Class of ’66).
As you may or may not have heard, our buddy Bobby’s job is in danger. Recently his boss was fired, and his new boss — some a-hole named Matt who went to Iowa of all places — has already let it slip he’s not happy with the job Bobby has been doing.
If you know Bobby like we know Bobby, you know he’s the absolute LAST person who can be accused of not getting the job done. In fact, he’s just the opposite. We all know that ole’ Three Sticks is a former Boy Scout, AND he won the damned Bronze Star for God’s sake. And I can tell you from personal experience that when Bobby was at Old Nassau, he spent Thirsty Thursdays in the library while the rest of us were getting jacked at The Ivy.
That’s why we hate to hear that this Matt character is trying to cut Bobby’s funding and push him out.
Bobby needs to raise approximately 3.25 million dollars to finish his current project. He also needs pens, pencils, paper, a laser printer, handcuffs, and a new iPad Pro. Anything you can give will be a big help!!!
For that reason, we’re asking that you please dig DEEP and contribute anything you can — twenty bucks, fifty, even a cool mill (I’m talking to you, Bezos!) — to help Bobby finish the important work he’s trying to do.
If you don’t feel comfortable using this site, donations can be dropped off directly at 950 Pennsylvania Avenue. Checks can be made out to Annie Standish. (Be sure to write “Lock Him Up” in the memo).
Our goal is lofty, Tigers, but we know that, with your help, we can get there. It’ll be like Black Tuesday all over again!
