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Tips From Henry VIII on How to Behead Your Wife

Only behead your wife when she threatens to uncover your affair

Portrait of Henry VIII — Wikipedia Commons

Henry VIII was a humble man, acknowledging that the fact that he had six wives and beheaded two of them, Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard, with a fair amount of privilege. After all, being born to a royal family and having the support of an…

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