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’Tis the Season for ‘The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen’

The most wonderfully surprising time of year

A picture of Mike’s Chili Parlor, a dive bar located in Ballard, Washington, USA, since 1922.
Mike’s Chili Parlor in Ballard, Washington, USA. Visitor7, CC BY-SA 3.0, via Wikimedia Commons

An homage to ‘The Restroom Door Said, Gentlemen,’ by Bob Rivers, from the “Twisted Christmas” album.




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Holly J See

Holly J See

Excellent at Wordle & Octordle. Editor fairy & MuddyUm co-editor. Former editor at a national healthcare consulting firm. 🐩

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