To-do List for the Extraterrestrial's Last Week on Earth
Sweep up around Stonehenge.
Store up on spackle (Yum!) for the long trip home.
Abduct at least one Earthling so as not to disappoint the rest of them (jk!).
Pay last respects to Chuck Berry. His music brought me here after all.
Drop off E.T. (the movie) at the Roswell Public Library.
De-woof warp drive.
Pick up toy for Kitty that will keep her occupied on the trip home—perhaps that joke-of-a-neighbor Pritchard’s new Buick.
Take a selfie outside of the Pentagon.
Assemble data from my observations of the goings-on at Kitt Observatory. (Is this an example of what Earthlings call irony? Still not sure how to tell.)
Call Allplanet and adjust deductible.
Infiltrate MasterCard offices in stealth mode and flash a few people MIB-style.
Throw paint on the Tardis
Leave key under the mat for IG-88.
